DROP 001 — DUELUSIONAL — LIVE

Expressive clothing. Unexpected drops.

Unreasonably confident.

Products issued by the Department of Unfounded Confidence.
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INDEPENDENT CONCEPT PROPOSAL. NOT AN OFFICIAL DUEL STORE. (YET)

Freakbob's Mysterybox: a full-body yellow rectangular mascot with a white sailor anchor hat, large eyes, and a blue Duel box, standing in a studio

Campaign photograph: model in sunglasses wearing a navy Duel hoodie and matching trousers against a white studio wall

Campaign photograph: smiling model in a white Duel Hub t-shirt, black skirt and knee socks, holding light-blue pom-poms against a white studio wall

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Section 02 — DROP 001 — DUELUSIONAL

Issued equipment

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DUC-001-A

01 / 12

Deulusional Cap

YOU'LL WIN SOME DAY.

$60

DUC-002-B

02 / 12

Classic Hoodie

NEVER OUT OF STOCK.

$80

DUC-003-C

03 / 12

Classic Tee

ALSO NEVER OUT OF STOCK.

$40

DUC-004-D

04 / 12

Deulusional Blindfold

FOR IGNORING THE LOSSES.

$25

DUC-005-E

05 / 12

Quarter Zip

Half zipped, fully certain.

$90

DUC-006-F

06 / 12

Schirmmütze

RANK IMPLIED, NEVER VERIFIED. FOR THE ELITE.

$70

DUC-007-G

07 / 12

Degenerate Tee

STOP FAPPING YOU MISERABLE FCK.

$45

DUC-008-H

08 / 12

Yamika

Faith in the process. None in the outcome.

$100

DUC-009-I

09 / 12

Balaclava

FOR WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY.

$30

DUC-010-J

10 / 12

Poker Visor

THE CARDS ARE ALWAYS GOOD.

$20

SPECIAL — DUC-011-K

11 / 12

Christian Duel Tee

LUXURY IS A COPING MECHANISM.

$1,000

DUC-012-L

12 / 12

Hazy the Rabbit Toy

SEES THINGS YOU DON'T.

$35

Section 03

The department

Department of Unfounded Confidence is a fully unaccredited institution founded on a Tuesday by people who did not ask permission. It has an official seal, a filing system and absolutely no oversight.

We appoint ourselves.
We cite ourselves.
We dress accordingly.

Official seal

Registered with: nobody
Verified by: the seal itself
Expiry: never, obviously

Office of Immediate Opinions
Staffed by whoever spoke first.
Bureau of Retroactive Expertise
Confirms you were right earlier.
Directorate of Unread Documents
Archives everything. Reads nothing.
Committee for Further Committees
Currently forming a committee.

Departmental confidence indexNOMINAL

88%

Measured internally. Source: ourselves.

Section 04

Appoint yourself

Complete Form 1A and receive immediate, entirely unearned identification. Processed in your browser. No account required.

Department of Unfounded Confidence — identification is issued on the honour system, which we also invented.